Top 5 Reasons why Afridi should be Captain!

 

In this little post/article/thingamabob.. I will be talking about the most important thing in Pakistan cricket. Captaincy. Some want Younus, some want Yousuf (ok maybe not) and some want Afridi. Here I have listed the top 5 reasons why Afridi that manbeast should be skipper. (Only those that can handle violence should read this, the rest can go read an article by Dr.Phil).

1. He is a Pathan. They don't call him Afridisaurus Rex for nothing. The man reads obituaries for pleasure. Yes, he's bloodcurdling but he's Afridi so who cares. You try to make a move against him and he will make aloo parathas with your excess fat. (Inti stop licking your lips).
   
2. Do you really want Yousuf as skipper? Yousuf might stare but Afridi smiles, kisses and touches. I am sure this reason is more than enough to win over extra touchy Younus Khan. In fact Einstein once said "Two things are infinite, the universe and Afridi's smile and I'm not to sure about the universe". Fine so he didn't say that.. but we all should learn to read in between the lines.
   
3. The man is physical in his praise. You bowl a great spell the game before and he'll dish out a phainty on your face (Ask Ajmal), you don't bowl a great spell the game before and he'll still dish out a phainty on your face. In the end "he like phainty much".
   
4. He doesn't listen to anyone. It could be the first ball of the game and he will go for the city destroying six. It could be the final ball of the world cup final and he will go for a city destroying six. In the end.. his goal is to destroy the city.
   
5. Geoff Boycott's mom can't do better then Afridi. End of story.